Kathy Moser: Music

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The Weather Man

 

The weather man’s making me crazy

I was so normal before

Why is there a channel for weather

When it’s right outside everyone’s door

 

I want my Tuesday refunded

I did what they said, I got burned

I stayed home the whole day for nothing

I wrote this song and I learned that

 

The reason they call it the weather

Is they don’t know whether or not,

it will rain or will snow or be sunny

whether it will be cold or be hot

 

CHORUS

 

When they predict the precipitation

Causing the cancelization

of all of the transportation

across this whole damn nation

 

when they talk and they talk all day
the only nice thing I can say

is my what an imagination

I wish they’d take their medication

 

CHORUS

 

Why not a channel for grass

Is it growing slow or fast

How bout a channel for air

How else will we know that it’s there

 

When there’s something that you need to know

When you’re getting ready to go

look outside and see what you see

and then act accordingly

 

CHORUS